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Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified
gunman during their performance at a traveling
circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta.
The Top 13 Closing Statements in a Clown Killer Trial
13> "If the giant red shoes don't fit, you must acquit."
12> "How can we even be sure that my client was the triggerman?
Eyewitnesses testified that they saw 32 other people in
the car."
11> "The prosecution failed prove that the residue on the victim's
face matched the meringue stain from the vehicle."
10> "I sincerely hope you find my client guilty -- of zany, madcap
buffoonery!"
9> "There're some sad things known to man, but there ain't too
much sadder than the corpse of a clown."
8> "A little song, a little dance, a little justice down your
pants."
7> "Seltzer bottle... .357 Magnum. Any one of us could have made
the same terrible, tragic mistake."
6> "You want the goof? You can't handle the goof!"
5> "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages
of the jury!"
4> "This heinous act is a pie in the face of clowns everywhere."
3> "You've seen a lot of circumstantial evidence. You've heard
a lot of wild speculation from the prosecution. But where,
WHERE is the dripping lapel-flower?"
2> "Don't be fooled by the defendant's tears. Just like his
alibi, they're entirely made up!"
and the Number 1 Closing
Statement in a Clown Killer Trial...
1> "You're out of seltzer! You're out of seltzer! This whole
trial is out of seltzer!"
I knew better than to read this. I really did, but I read it anyway.
Becky, you are a very sick individual, and should... well... never mind.
Squirt!
Gotcha!
Bob
I don't even want to think about what you just squirted me with!
Okay, you're right, I am sick. LOL